Student faced with moral dilemma

September 21, 2020

Dear Jane,    I have a bit of an issue. I’m in love with my best friend’s brother    Yes, my best friend’s brother. A punk rock drummer and he’s 6'3".  I think he’s the one for me.    I call every day to see if my f...

Student falls head over heels for already committed girl

Jane

March 11, 2020

   Dear Jane,        I am head over heels in love with this girl.    She is the best thing to grace this earth. I think about her when I wake up, when I go to bed, and every moment in between.    Only one thing turns these beautiful day dreams ...

Unusual experience plagues student

Jane

January 13, 2020

I have an addiction to garden gnomes. I have 73 garden gnomes in my house and garden.    My favorite gnome is Greg. The problem is he keeps moving, even though I am not moving him.    Is Greg moving by himself? I have a...

Bae confused by girlfriend’s silence

November 26, 2019

   Dear Jane,         I am in dire need of your help! Christmas is approaching quickly, and I have no clue what to get my girlfriend!    I tried to ask her, but all she keeps saying is "You don't need to get me a pres...

School Thief comes forward

November 5, 2019

Dear Jane,      It was me who stole Mrs. Hess' No. 5 calculator. I'm a kleptomaniac. I've stolen many things from the school.    I stole Mrs. Haselhuhn's rulers, Mrs. Loucks' USB cord and her hall passes. I've also stolen ...

Student freaked out over best friend fiasco

October 15, 2019

Dear Jane,        When I was in the eighth grade, I found a new best friend. For the sake of her confidentiality, I will call her Melani, or Man.    Man and I have always been attached at the hip. However, one day that all ch...

Student struggles much with friend acceptance

Jane, Jane

December 19, 2018

Dear Jane,    My life is turning upside-down. My best friend just came out to me. He hasn't made it public yet. When he told me, I didn't know how to react. I said I had to go, then left the room.    I feel really badly f...

Annoying student follows kid

Your guess is as good as mine

April 10, 2017

Dear Jane, Have you ever met someone and he did everything in his power to annoy you? Well I do; he sits next to me in one of my classes, and he considers it his personal mission to make my life miserable. I hate him. How hard...

Sometimes telling the truth can be worse than lying to friends

You do not need to know, IDK

March 13, 2017

Dear Jane, Have you ever been in a situation that no matter what you do, some one's feelings are going to get hurt? Lately my group of friends has been declining. We never talk in our group chat or even face to face for that...

Are kids faking sickness?

You don't need to know, I don't know

January 31, 2017

Dear Jane, You know what I'm so done with? People who are not truly sick but they stay home any ways. Maybe they're afraid because half the school is sick, but you're going to get it eventually, and you might as well build...

Dear Jane

Anonymous, IDK

January 9, 2017

Dear Jane, I have friends that have several friends who have some severe food allergies, and they hate when we make fun of them. I'm honestly not sure what their problem is; it's not my fault they can't consume gluten or lactose....

Unusual syndrome bites!

May 9, 2016

Dear Jane, I have a problem. According to lolwot.com I have Werewolf Syndrome. This means I have an excessive amount of hair growing on my face, arms, and legs. Under different circumstances, I wouldn't be worried, except...

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