Mythical creatures are SO REAL

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Do you believe in mermaids? Senior Chris Ferguson does. The Discovery Channel did a documentary  about mermaids.
In the documentary, a hand appeared on the side of a window, while they were down in the ocean.
Now that you know this, how could you not believe in them?
Mermaids are legendary aquatic creatures with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish.
Read the last paragraph carefully. Did you catch the LEGENDARY in it? I’m sure Chris did. Don’t worry, Chris; we cry together at the insensitivity of these so-called experts.
The World Wide News says that the National Oceanic and Atmosphere Administration reportedly confirmed mermaids do exist and are growing in numbers.
Mermaid experts say that the majority of mermaids are in the warmer waters of the Caribbean and the Mediterranean.
WWN has recently learned that the United States government has captured seven mermaids, and they are being kept at an undisclosed aquarium.
Studies are currently underway. President Obama has personally met the aquatic wonders and says they are quite impressive.
Now that you know so much about mermaids…how can you not believe?
If you want to know more, talk to   the expert Chris Ferguson.

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