Willie Comic: Not just November

Austin Croll, Entertainment

November 5, 2013


Dear Jane: Man won’t talk


November 5, 2013

Dear Jane, I've been dating this boy for a few weeks, and it's really been a great time together. However, suddenly, he is avoiding me and refuses to speak to me. His friends tell me he's mad, but when I ask him about it, he...

Cinematic Critique`: North by Northwest

Noelle Haselhuhn and Marisa Haselhuhn

November 5, 2013

Marisa:  Watch the skies; it looks like we have a fantastic film flying in. Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint star as Roger Thornhill and Eve Kendall in this whirl-wind classic. Noelle:  North by Northwest is the title of the...

Cinematic Critique`: The Man in the Iron Mask

Amanda Garbe and Marisa Haselhuhn

October 15, 2013

Amanda:  Attention, ladies; a dream has come true in a movie. That’s right, twice the Leonardo DiCaprio. And when he was younger too! Marisa:  This Leo is much more pleasing to the eye than the older version. Amanda:  The...

Teachers had other careers in past

Marisa Haselhuhn, Editor

October 15, 2013

There are many people in this building who have the title “teacher.” However, what did they do before acquiring this label? Read on to discover. Holly Thomsen, the new extended learning facilitator, worked on her family’s...

Dear Jane: Student suffers stress


October 15, 2013

Dear Jane, I feel like I am so stressed, and we are just at the beginning of the year. It seems as if I have hours and hours of homework. That being said, I think my social life is being forced down the drain with all of this...

Top 10 ways to punish someone who fries his laptop

Jade Conkle, Ad Manager

September 19, 2013

10. Many lashes with fish sticks. 9. One week of toilet cleaning duty in boys restrooms. 8. Being forced to download Justin Bieber on everyone's laptops. 7. 500 laps around the track. 6. Scrape gum off the desks every day. 5....