Issue #10: Final Meme

May 13, 2020

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Issue #10: Dear Jane – Brother is obsessed with dinosaurs

Jane, Advice Giver

May 13, 2020

Dear Jane, I need help. BAD! My brother Dilan thinks he is a dinosaur. You might be thinking… “He’s young; let him imagine and have fun!” Well, Jane, I’m here to tell you he is 18 years old. Yes, 18. Ever since...

Issue #8: Online exams require special techniques

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

April 10, 2020

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your main man, Jacob, and I am here to give outsiders a look into what we students have to go through in order to prepare for an online exam. The first part of getting ready for an electronic test...

Issue #8: Dear Jane

Wouldn't You Like To Know

April 10, 2020

Dear Jane, Ever since school moved to online, my video game addiction has gotten a lot worse. Instead of my few assignments, all I’m doing is building houses and talking to my friends about Minecraft dogs. I played it so...

meme

Jacob Dugar

March 11, 2020

Student falls head over heels for already committed girl

Jane

March 11, 2020

   Dear Jane,        I am head over heels in love with this girl.    She is the best thing to grace this earth. I think about her when I wake up, when I go to bed, and every moment in between.    Only one thing turns these beautiful day dreams ...

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AJ Lank

March 11, 2020

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Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

January 27, 2020

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Boomers born 1946-1964; Zoomers born late 90’s, early 2000’s

Jacob Dugar

January 27, 2020

   One put a hole in the ozone layer; the other made Fortnite popular. They both relentlessly mock each other for different things, and all for good reasons.    It’s time for the new to go against the old. That’s right, the Baby Boo...

Buddy begs amigo for one more chance

Jane Giovanni

January 27, 2020

Dear Jane,     I miss you. I miss what we had.    Do you remember when we ate squid tentacles at the aquarium?    When we drank orange juice on the beach in Canada last February?      Don't you miss the times?? L...

Teachers sayings

Emmy Furman, Cheif Editor

January 13, 2020

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Unusual experience plagues student

Jane

January 13, 2020

I have an addiction to garden gnomes. I have 73 garden gnomes in my house and garden.    My favorite gnome is Greg. The problem is he keeps moving, even though I am not moving him.    Is Greg moving by himself? I have a...

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