Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

January 27, 2020

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Boomers born 1946-1964; Zoomers born late 90’s, early 2000’s

Jacob Dugar

January 27, 2020

   One put a hole in the ozone layer; the other made Fortnite popular. They both relentlessly mock each other for different things, and all for good reasons.    It’s time for the new to go against the old. That’s right, the Baby Boo...

Buddy begs amigo for one more chance

Jane Giovanni

January 27, 2020

Dear Jane,     I miss you. I miss what we had.    Do you remember when we ate squid tentacles at the aquarium?    When we drank orange juice on the beach in Canada last February?      Don't you miss the times?? L...

Teachers sayings

Emmy Furman, Cheif Editor

January 13, 2020

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Unusual experience plagues student

Jane

January 13, 2020

I have an addiction to garden gnomes. I have 73 garden gnomes in my house and garden.    My favorite gnome is Greg. The problem is he keeps moving, even though I am not moving him.    Is Greg moving by himself? I have a...

Willie Cartoon

AJ Lank, Editorial Editor

January 13, 2020

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Meme

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

January 13, 2020

Cows bring joy to hearts of many Staffer craves acquisition of moo pal

Delani Nichols, Ad Manager

January 13, 2020

Howdy partners, this is Danlani here speaking what I have been speaking for at least a month now.    I want a cow. BAD.    You might be asking yourself, “Why on Earth does she want a cow???” Well don’t worry; I’m here to tell you a few of the ...

Teachers confess their coping mechanisms

Allison Schneider, Entertainment Editor

November 26, 2019

In life, there are so many uncertainties, but something everyone knows to be true is that people age.    This is a fact hardly anyone wants to think about, but it happens. For teachers, this may be even more prevalent becau...

Silly Willie

November 26, 2019

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Staffer introduces new Dum-Dum club to school

Brylee Huber, News Editor

November 26, 2019

   On a particularly ordinary day in Mrs. Hess’s fourth hour Trigonometry class, a beautiful group formed. It became know as the Dum-Dum Club.    It’s a simple thing, being in this group. All you have to  do is gather wrapper...

Meme

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

November 26, 2019

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