This planet stinks for some people. In order to deal with the crushing weight of cruel reality, they have to picture nice happy places. Here a few of them that the people of the school dream of.
Junior Samuel Griffin wants to liv...
Dear Jane,
When I was in the eighth grade, I found a new best friend. For the sake of her confidentiality, I will call her Melani, or Man.
Man and I have always been attached at the hip. However, one day that all ch...
Dear Jane,
I'm the hottest girl in the school, and all the guys want to date me. And by all the boys, I mean every single one. The nerdy boys want to date me. The jock boys want to date me.
The problem is, though, I...
BREAKING NEWS: Wheelchair tricks are real and in full swing. As I’m sure most of you have noticed, we had a resident wheelie in our high school: Mr. Zach Garner.
He isn’t normally in a wheelchair, but he broke his leg over the ...
ACHOO! Caramel. Animal Fur. Nicotine (yes for real), Grass. Kiwi. Anything that stings.
This reporter is allergic to all of these, but there are many other people who have weird, yet sometimes common, allergies as well.
One such person...