Perfect selfies take following seven steps

Jade Conkle, Ad-Manager

November 4, 2013

by Jade Conkle *Click*... “Ugh still not good enough!” The typical girl complaining about how her picture turns out. Taking the perfect selfie! Step one: you must always have either a duck face, an ostrich face, or your...

Marisa’s Meanderings: Suicide is legitimate news subject

Maris Haselhuhn, Editor-in-chief

November 4, 2013

by Marisa Haselhuhn Hello, readers. Generally, my editorials are here to talk about things that make no sense and to bring hilarious enjoyment to your lives. This time, however, it’s time to get serious. Please, close your...

Staffer vents about recent extreme weather problem

Camille Shilling, News Editor

October 15, 2013

Have you noticed how hot it is?  Well of course you have; it’s hard not to!  It seems way to hot too be October. Everything but the weather is ready for the season to change, stores especially. I think we are getting our...

Garbeled Thoughts: Does Burlington High have secret entrance to Narnia?

Amanda Garbe, Editor-in-Chief

October 15, 2013

One never knows what lies on the other side of a doorway until he/she passes through it. Until that point, one can only speculate. Very philosophical, huh? Well, I am about to ruin it. There is a door in one of my classes,...

One man…alone

Austin Croll, Entertainment Editor

October 15, 2013

Day 34: I have discovered five more things about the Woman Mind. First of all, they don’t seem to appreciate me throwing paperclips at their treasured pictures of “attractive” men taped to the wall. Maybe I should just...

Marisa’s Meanderings: Organization needed

Marisa Haselhuhn, Editor-in-Chief

October 15, 2013

   Anyone who knows me in the slightest knows that I’m not the most organized person in the world. I don’t even make the top 1,000. I’ll admit it; I’m a messy person. I have realized, though, that this is not th...

Staffer desires rule change: cell restrictions way too rigid

Deana Pearson, Editorial Editor

October 15, 2013

BRRRRRRRRINGGGG!!! The bell for lunch rings, and you finally have time to hang with your friends. However, don’t you wish you could use your cell phone to document some of these precious memories? The current rule on these...

BHS students have fashion sense

Sheigh Carpenter, Editorial Editor

October 15, 2013

As I get older, I’ve come to the realization that it’s so much better to be your own person.  By this, I am talking about the way you express yourself through the way you dress. Actually, this happens a lot at this school. For...

Mac-Labians offer tips for spider infestation

Rose Wahlmeier, Sports Editor

October 15, 2013

The spider infestation is increasing by millions each day. Little Miss Muffett sat on a spider and got burned by its fire breathing ways because it was a fighter. The man who sprays the school can’t kill them permanently ...

Does BHS student body overlook school band?

Rose Wahlmeier, Sports Editor

October 15, 2013

How many of you actually watch the half time show at football games? I’m guessing not many of you do. The band is very under appreciated. We work relentlessly to perfect our shows, but few ever watch them. We don’t just...

Senior has observation on clothing impressions

Jade Conkle, Ad Manager

October 15, 2013

It’s school time which means clothes shopping! For some, this is a joy; for  others, it’s a chore. What I find funny is how as some students progress through the years to when they stop caring how they look. FRESHMAN...

Male staffer surrounded by women

Austin Croll, Entertainment Editor

September 19, 2013

Have you ever been outnumbered 11 to one? This is a collection of the good and bad of my situation being outnumbered by women on this newspaper staff. I will admit, I don’t mind being the only guy because now I stand out. However,...

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