Staffer boasts about her many exceptional amigos

Delani Nichols, Ad Manager

November 26, 2019

Everyone has an ability of their own, whether it is hidden or out in the open, but it just so happens I have gained the friendship of the most talented people in the world.    I would like to start with my beautiful best friend, Kameron Alexis...

Divorce has pros, cons

Caedon Berkenmeier, Sports Editor

November 26, 2019

Growing up in a split family is an experience in which only the individual involved will ever know what it is truly like.    Having one’s parents get divorced comes with lots of disadvantages. These really affect the lif...

Male editor dominates

Seth Jarvis, Editor in Chief

November 26, 2019

I am the superior editor. I am smarter, faster, stronger, and so much morer than Emmy. Anyone who denies this is either lying to themselves, or just no muy inteligente.     First, my editorials are always better. Where else will you lear...

Students embrace technological path at BHS

AJ Lank, Editorial Editor

November 26, 2019

Technology is on the rise. All across the world, thousands of people are making astounding electronic advancements. Thus, it makes sense that Burlington High School would have a technology club.    TSA, or Technology Students Asso...

Female editor triumphs

Emmy Furman, Editor in Chief

November 26, 2019

I am the superior editor. I can write better, and more efficiently. Sethel has nothing on me.     This year in newspaper has been absolutely wonderful, and I have enjoyed (almost) every second of it.    While this year has ...

Visionary calls for Fascism

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

November 26, 2019

   Election day is already less than a year away, so why wait any longer for a revolution?    This whole democracy thing is overrated anyway. After all, do we really want EVERYBODY to have a say in who runs us?    I say...

Minecraft is for everyone: opinions, benefits

Jacob Dugar, Editorials Editor

November 5, 2019

   When  common non-gamers think about Minecraft, they picture a young child building dirt huts and screaming, but I’m here to set the record straight.    This is a game for all. After all, it is rated everybody 10 and u...

Media presenting more vulgar, offensive material

Brylee Huber, News Editor

November 5, 2019

   There have always been controversial topics in the media, but has it gotten even more vulgar?    In 2018, Sandy Hook elementary, the site of one of the worst school shootings in US history, came out with a commercial about g...

Student shares his insight on remaining level-headed

Zachary Garner, News Editor

November 5, 2019

   How important is keeping your cool? When can your cool be taken away and pushed too far? That’s what I want to figure out.    I always feel that some people are always calm and collected, but if you push the right buttons, they can snap...

Songs get vibe-checked

Allie Schneider, Entertainment Editor

November 5, 2019

   Welcome to this issue’s music review/recommendations. We have a lot to get to, so let’s jump right into it, my bros.    Our first song is called “Choke” by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME. This song starts off very attent...

Staffer runs her ‘Big Mouth’

Emmy Furman, Editor in Chief

November 5, 2019

   “Who’s Big Mouth?” asked Mrs. Loucks. Well, the new season of “Big Mouth” is out, and you already know I watched the entire season in one weekend.    We can all agree that the second season of the show was th...

Roman traditions amusing to study

Seth Jarvis, Editor in Chief

November 5, 2019

   Ancient Rome is a truly fascinating society. This dead nation formed the base of western society today. On top of this, they had many interesting traditions.    One of my favorite rituals they had is the holiday of Saturnal...

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