Staffer shows benefits, requirements of Disney competition

Brylee Huber, News Editor

February 14, 2020

This coming Spring Break, I will be spending four days at an event called the Disney Dreamers’ Academy.    I am going to talk about my experience and the details of the contest so that other Burlington students might app...

Teachers’ pets are superior students, people

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

February 14, 2020

  Greetings, inferior peers. It is I, the best of the best, Sir Jacob II of House Dugar! I am here to show you why teachers’ pets are truly superior, both mentally, and socially, to you pathetic mortals.    First off, I sh...

Staffer gives advice on texting females

Mckinley Anderson, Sports Editor

February 14, 2020

  One of the biggest problems that guys have with girls is texting. It is not that they do not know how to text; it is only that they do not understand what girls mean by what they say.    Sometimes girls will say somethi...

Woman gives tips for men

AJ Lank, Editorial Editor

February 14, 2020

PSA: (For Guys) Welcome back to another issue of All About Girls with AJ. In today’s issue, I’m going to be discussing the proper ways to act when it comes to the topic of dances.    Guys, in girls’ minds, it is always t...

U.S.A. in need of reformation: suggestions, opinions

Seth Jarvis, Editor in Chief

January 27, 2020

   I think it’s time for America to be reformed. It’s had a good run for the past 1,776 years, but time has caused this great land to enter into an unfortunate state. Here is my plan to completely change the United State...

Staffer talks about man-caused, common female insecurities

Mckinley Anderson, Sports Editor

January 27, 2020

   Men do many things to make women mad. We all know that. Most things even make women insecure.    One of the biggest things they say to upset us is that we have gained weight or we look bigger. If we have actually gaine...

Staffer’s fists curled

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

January 27, 2020

You know what sport I don’t understand? Curling! It’s somehow a winter activity, despite it having nothing to do with winter, no matter which form you’re talking about. First off, it’s not a sport. Anyone can do it at...

Anxious citizen shares WWIII insights

Emmy Furman, Editor in Chief

January 27, 2020

The year began with a bang when talks of a possible World War III stormed Twitter and other social media platforms.   Most can agree that the memes over this were pretty funny, but is a war in America’s near future seriously ...

Teen prepares for worst case

Zach Garner, News Editor

January 27, 2020

   As I think back on what this new year has brought, I see a new chance for me to make huge changes in my life and take control of what I have not over the past years.    As I was sitting in the Newspaper room, I thought to mysel...

Staffer shares phenomenal way to spend summer break

Caedon Berkenmeier, Sports Editor

January 27, 2020

   With summer comes a large quantity of spare time for teens. One way to productively use that time is to read a good book.    Reading during the summer allows one to dive into a much larger book that one can lose himself in, because he ...

Woman advises men about woman issues

AJ Lank, Editorial Editor

January 27, 2020

   PSA: (For Guys). Welcome back to All About Girls with AJ. This week I am going to discuss a few key elements when it comes to girls’ emotions.     To begin, I hope you all enjoyed last month’s issue and have started putting so...

Professional viber vibes

Allie Schneider, Entertainment Editor

January 27, 2020

   Music Reveiw. It's time. Enough said. Let’s go.    For this issue, I just decided to go through my own music and press shuffle, then review whatever comes up.    First song is “Eddie My Love” sung by The Chordette...

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