Staffer reviews several new movies

Zachary Garner, Sports Editor

February 14, 2020

Movies keep coming up in a timely fashion and just have not stopped, but are the movies up to the quality that everyone wants? Over the past few months, many films have come out, and this month I would like to talk about a few o...

American Revolution truths revealed

Emmy Furman, Editor in Chief

February 14, 2020

My last history lesson was a hit among the readers of our paper, so I am giving the people what they want, and that is my knowledge of history.    This lesson will be over the American Revolution. The revolution was led by Ale...

Enthusiast shares reasons to start running

Seth Jarvis, Editor in Chief

February 14, 2020

You know, I really love running. I think it is an excellent activity for both entertainment and health. Here is why I think  you, the reader, should start running.    Now, I know it can be very hard to get started. Running ca...

Staffer shows benefits, requirements of Disney competition

Brylee Huber, News Editor

February 14, 2020

This coming Spring Break, I will be spending four days at an event called the Disney Dreamers’ Academy.    I am going to talk about my experience and the details of the contest so that other Burlington students might app...

Teachers’ pets are superior students, people

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

February 14, 2020

  Greetings, inferior peers. It is I, the best of the best, Sir Jacob II of House Dugar! I am here to show you why teachers’ pets are truly superior, both mentally, and socially, to you pathetic mortals.    First off, I sh...

Staffer gives advice on texting females

Mckinley Anderson, Sports Editor

February 14, 2020

  One of the biggest problems that guys have with girls is texting. It is not that they do not know how to text; it is only that they do not understand what girls mean by what they say.    Sometimes girls will say somethi...

Woman gives tips for men

AJ Lank, Editorial Editor

February 14, 2020

PSA: (For Guys) Welcome back to another issue of All About Girls with AJ. In today’s issue, I’m going to be discussing the proper ways to act when it comes to the topic of dances.    Guys, in girls’ minds, it is always t...

U.S.A. in need of reformation: suggestions, opinions

Seth Jarvis, Editor in Chief

January 27, 2020

   I think it’s time for America to be reformed. It’s had a good run for the past 1,776 years, but time has caused this great land to enter into an unfortunate state. Here is my plan to completely change the United State...

Staffer talks about man-caused, common female insecurities

Mckinley Anderson, Sports Editor

January 27, 2020

   Men do many things to make women mad. We all know that. Most things even make women insecure.    One of the biggest things they say to upset us is that we have gained weight or we look bigger. If we have actually gaine...

Staffer’s fists curled

Jacob Dugar, Editorial Editor

January 27, 2020

You know what sport I don’t understand? Curling! It’s somehow a winter activity, despite it having nothing to do with winter, no matter which form you’re talking about. First off, it’s not a sport. Anyone can do it at...

Anxious citizen shares WWIII insights

Emmy Furman, Editor in Chief

January 27, 2020

The year began with a bang when talks of a possible World War III stormed Twitter and other social media platforms.   Most can agree that the memes over this were pretty funny, but is a war in America’s near future seriously ...

Teen prepares for worst case

Zach Garner, News Editor

January 27, 2020

   As I think back on what this new year has brought, I see a new chance for me to make huge changes in my life and take control of what I have not over the past years.    As I was sitting in the Newspaper room, I thought to mysel...

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